So... why doesn't anyone post here?
Aside from that... let me introduce you to a little idea of mine. "Marshmellow Napalm". The next time you take your family camping, or sit around a fire piss-drunk with your friends, feel free to use Marshmellow Napalm as an offensive to campfire dominance.
What you will need is a bag of marshmellows and a sharpened stick, and of course fire of some sort. Use the excuse that you are making s'mores. Wait until everyone is comfortable and least expecting it.... catch your marshmellow on fire, fling it back and whip it towards the face of your opponent. Being that it's melted, it'll hit and spread out, sticking to the face. And it'll be burning! Just like napalm!
Have fun kiddies!
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